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what?
WHAT?
you a crazy messican. "tuck it in i love you my children." "tuck it in YAGO stop barking!" "tuck it in how can i help you today?" AHHHHH! but i would prefer this to a magnetic head - how the heck did you think of a magnetic head??? i have visions of knives flying at my head. noooooo thank you.
go back in time: and be a gladiator or a roman senator?
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I love messing with your head...
Unless, it's magnetic! Then, I don't want ANY thing to do with it...or be NEAR It!
Gladiator...that way I can at least defend myself. Those Roman Senators were all wusses! No thanks!
Would you rather: have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, 
Or have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine? 

Last edited by paganfish (11-03-2009 07:37:42)

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shawwwwn, shaaaaawwwwwn! pedro is taking lsd again... you need to check his brownies. for reals. SHAWN!
lordy lordy lordy. what we gonna do with you?
cuckoo for cocoa puffs. that is what you is.
neither neither neither neither - you can't make me pick one!!!! i'd rather know when i was gonna diiiie! YUCK!
bad pedro.
bad.
nails i guess - then i could be all hard core and freak out people. ew. no pee pee in my mouth. no no no.
::shudder::
pedro.
blegh.
take a bath in slug slime or shower in lizard urates?
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no pee pee in my mouth. no no no.

CHICKEN! 
Shower in Lizard Urates (whatever that is?) since that would be over and quick-like with. Not so with bath...I'd have to be IN the water. UGH!
Would you rather have a two foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or an earlobe the size of a football?
Last edited by paganfish (11-04-2009 05:10:28)

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omg pedro. you need to channel that overactive imagination. let's write a children's book together - you write, i'll illustrate. but i don't want to illustrate 2 foot eyelashes or football-sized earlobes, mmmmmkay?
i'd go with the eyelash - you didn't say i couldn't trim it!!!! mwahahahahahahaha!
(like your new sig line too! noticed it the other day and forgot to say)
get a new most-comfy-ever bed or new most-comfy ever couch?
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We COULD write a book together only a CHILDREN'S book? IDK? It would be too twisted and perverted for CHILDREN don'tyathink?
COUCH! I already have THE most comfy ever bed.
Speaking of sick...here's another one.
Rather catch a cold after freezing your face in bowl of liquid nitrogen, or be unable to sit?

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pedro. what is in the brownies??? holy COW!
uh, be unable to sit... i suppose. cuz otherwise i'd sneeze my face off!!!!
(and ONE of us is very sick and twisted but i think HE could curb it for the sake of creative inspiration.... what kind of bed to you have??? i covet a tempurpedic bed....)
walk a mile in the pouring POURING pouring rain or walk a mile in gale force winds?
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Gawd!

I HATE wind...and we get A LOT of it here!

I'll take the constant rain. 
IDK what is it about wind but it puts me in a REALLY bad mood. REALLY bad!

Rather slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol...
Or suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?
I would have to curb it I would...you'd have to keep me in check.
Seriously though...I think that would be an awesome idea. Writing a kid's book...<sigh!>
Last edited by paganfish (11-07-2009 06:36:45)

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Or suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?


and you've called ME gross from time to time....
k, let's get started on our book. i think it should be about a chicken or a peacock. what's his/her name?
make the most delightful batch of cookies yourself and get to eat 'em all OR someone makes them for you but you only get to eat one?
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Oooh! Oooh! 
I don't know?

Silkie Hen? And, And...her name is... 
Bedhead?
Would you rather: be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour,
Or have your eyes glued shut for a day?
Last edited by paganfish (11-07-2009 09:02:36)

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